I'm flustered at this point because there is this little doe eyed kid in pink dangling in front of me and there is a very pissed off mom obviously looking to open a couple of cans of ass whoop.. I had a vision of what was gonna happen...
Instead of taking the kid and dropping it etc etc I look at the muttering idiot and in a nice sweet voice let rip. I was articulate, clear, sctahing, evil, bitchy and shockingly somewhat polite - I know.. from the I was's you'd expect me to of really let rip.. I did but I was nice about it.. Maybe I was scared that the kids first word would of been 'Asshole'.
Yesterday just really reminded me why I am anti idiot and sometimes swing into anti-drama and Drama territory..
The mom thanked me and gave me this mom pat shoulder thing. Think mine would of been proud of me!
Please happen soon...
- Location:Hells outhouse..
- Music:Basshunter and Cascada
It isn't like it hasn't happened before so I should be used to the moodiness of that particular bi-polarist. Raaaaaaaaaaaaa!
SO godamned IRRITATING.. UGH! If I could stamp my feet without being 'Sssssh'ed' I so totally WOULD right now. I don't think I have been this irritated since that IDIOT proposed to my mother. *SCREAMS*
ANSWERS on a godamned piece o' SHIT postcard....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where's Brad Pitt when a girl needs him? Baaaaah! < is super seriously PISSED off ACTUALLY!!!!>
- Mood:
Seriously ANGRY! - Music:Nine Inch Nails - Everday is the same
Damnit. WHERE the hecks my MUSE when I NEED it's FLUFFY ass? Oh yeah probably still at the LMH mixer.. *faux barfs*
Hello, adoring public... I am having a MELTDOWN... While singing Katy Perry... Oopsey *squeeees* Divorcing parents.. Mom has a perverted boyfriend and I wish I could plant porn on his lap top so she'd dump him and WELL HELL.. EVERYTHING is GOING WRONG! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
- Music:Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl...
It has been hinted at that I am rather rubbish - I have been told that my writting skills are kinda sucky and that I wouldn't know an original idea if it sprouted legs, picked up a bat and started paddling my ass. So much for thinking that CERTAIN people would welcome me with open arms after an extensive absence from Oasiz and RP... and fanfiction.
I tried to join HX for a couple of reasons - I enjoy writting, like the people and well it's something to do when its pissing it down with rain, no one is in the union or I am bored as fluck.. Imagine my suprise when I also discovered that one of the reasons (of many, I won't lie' has taken an extended leave of absence...!
*HEEEEEEEAD DESK*
I love Steph, I really do. She has me laughing 99% of the time and I have known her for an age. Shica is just about one of the most intelligent people I know - like totally full of witty comebacks/wise cracks but is also this real sensitive person, ya know?And like She's not even there anymore. I'm whinning and I'm being a total *bitch* but goddamnit!
As for my FF writting - I just cannot concieve how stewpid some people can be - I mean stewpidity in this sense should be bottled and sold for comedy value. Bah. Psh. Raaaa *angry squeeee*
Anyway On with finishing reading about what's going on... something funny happen please! I need to smile again!
- Location:GB01
- Mood:
Now awake. Ya bastards - Music:Rhianna - Please don't stop the music
Thank god for Fed EX and for the fact my Dad's new girlfriend has taste AND that I have half my things at my Dad's new place and that they AIRMAILED that shit here within 3 days... PRAISE the fluffy! My silly slinky black thingy is here and is being taken to the dry cleaners to be given the once over - just to please my already frazzled nerves.
Looks like the kittykat is going to the ball and to indulge in champagne.. I can feel the hang over already *makes face*
I also have the urge to write... and the urge to read some decent fanfiction. It is troublesome because Shadowsweaver isn't doing anything new yet, Rinseternalsoul is probably writting the next chapter of Madman or Violation of Honor, Ciraarana is bogged down with her degree, Demonlordlover has abandoned her LJ and can't remember my sign in for her yahoo group, A.S.S shut down, Haven't been to Dokuga for a while and REALLY have the URGE... IF ANYONE has any good stories they know about tell meeee!
Peace and Love!
- Location:GB01
- Music:Timberland - The Way I are...
OH CRAP...
- Location:Sesshomaru's bedroom
- Mood: pissed off
- Music:Hitomi's theme
Do you realise it has been almost 3 months since I have had a some time to myself, where I am not being crazy, not being a mofo, not being drunk or very badly hung over etc etc?
Crazy thought but as stated before June-October were set aside for the last hurrah chronicles and Jesus do I have some tales to tell the grandchildren.. I have done more ill stuff these past few months than I have ever done and it is possibly due to the fact that there is a good chance I will but rarely see the people that have been part of my life for the past couple of years.
And I will be missing them!!
On a side note; I want it known that yes, my most meaningful relationship has been with Karina and I can say with a grin that yes, we have been together since age 2 and each year our friendship continues to blossom..!
Need to start catching up with my fanfiction - haven't read jack shit for ages and already want to catch up on some stories that were shit hot. If anyone has any they want to recommend please do, 2 weeks of not doing much will get boring.
As much as it pains me considering that I was in the Obama corner after a few things I have read, I am leaning far more towards the McCain/Palin camp.. I admire the woman. Can't help it, anyone who can name themselves as a pitbull with lipstick, is a gun toting ex beauty queen who shoots bears in the ass demands respect... much like Arnold deserved respect. Honestly, who wants an as whoopin' or having said ass shot to shit? Got my vote Gov.
Anyway much love etc but I have a cuppa TEEEEEEEEE!
- Mood: pissed off
Fingers crossed I don't get eaten!
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kitschaster Don't usually do them but this one was goodie good!How is everyone? Missing me at all? Good? PS: Kari and Will say Hello! xxx
If I was a country I'd be: Australia
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: The Pacific
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: A snickers
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: Hall of Supreme Harmony in Beijing's Forbidden City
If I was a stone I'd be: Emerald; to match my eyes
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Jimmy Choo
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Smoking
If I was a swear word I'd be: ClusterFluck!
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: Cookie Dough
If I was a disease I'd be: Trigeminal neuralgia - STABBY STAB!
If I was a board game I'd be: Cluedo
If I was a feeling I'd be: Horny
If I was a president I'd be: JFK
If I was a war I'd be: Battle of Actium
If I was a city I'd be: Amsterdam
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Mandy Moore
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: Something whitening
If I was a business I'd be: In one of *those* businesses with Kari probably *nudge nudge wink wink*
If I was a currency I'd be: Thai Baht
If I were a month, I'd be: August
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 8pm
If I were a planet, I'd be: Jupiter
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Dolphin
If I were a direction, I'd be: West
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: Love Seat or Leather recliner like Chandler and Joey have
If I were a sin, I'd be: Pride
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Water
If I were a tree, I'd be: Cherry Blossom
If I were a bird, I'd be: Humming bird or peacock
If I were a tool, I'd be: George Bush ....i mean wrench! <Shica said this but I so agree...squeee~>
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Jasmine
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Sunny and hot
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Flute
If I were an animal, I'd be: Cheetah
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Tomato
If I were a sound, I'd be: A bell
If I were an element, I'd be: Air
If I were a car, I'd be: Porsche 911
If I were a song, I'd be: Our Lady Peace - Nobody knows
If I were a book, I'd be: Quest/River God by Wilbur Smith
If I were a food, I'd be: Cheeseburger with bacon and stuff
If I were a material, I'd be: Silky
If I were a taste, I'd be: spicey
If I were a word, I'd be: Rodomontade
If I were a body part, I'd be: butt cheeks!
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: Giving the come on?
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Triangle
If I were a number, I'd be: 3684
If I were a band, I'd be: Queen/The Stones
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A Unicorn
I shall see those wonderful few who aren't coming in a few months. Love to everyone! XXX
Zeej
- Location:GB01
- Mood:
happily eeeebil - Music:Chris Brown - With You
Fuck sametime, fuck MSN IM, screw emails - If you have my number CALL ME.. if YOU NEED to speak to me. Gotfuckingdamnit. Thats why GOD invented cell phone TECHNOLOGY to be USED.
Emailing me when you will be seeing me in a day or so or later on or sametiming me or Instant messengering me when YOU KNOW I will be around is POINTLESS and STEEEWPID.
Anything to do with any kind of dramatics I do NOT want TO KNOW about it until after Friday. As of Monday the 17th until Friday the 21st - this space right here, *spreads arms wide* is DRAMATICS and oscar performance free.. kay?
Thats the word of the day. Not only am I beat beyond belief I have been plagued by bunnies in the forms of various RP's and chapters I need to scribble, BUT also fic's I need to re read, catch up on etc. One never has enough time..
I will be;
Re reading 50% of Shadowweaver's work. (MOST excellent)
Start to pur through demonlordlovers yahoo group
Re reading Miuyki-dono's
LOTS of Violation of Honor and probably a re-read of The Portal that the most excellent
rinseternalsoulhas done. Anyone who is interested should also google 'TheHentaiHarlots' on AFF, nice collection of hentai which is sure to make you giggle!
On the hunt for new fic's of the loveless, VPM, S/K, HP and other such to become obsessed with
Starting to re read some of
ciraarana's as my poor craving brain desires it..Things have been weird for me the past couple of weeks... Its annoying because I have become attracted to someone and the situation is one that I always said I would never get myself into - Yes, you guessed it. I am being a big gay.. Stewpid Biscuit... I also half heartedly blame a friend for this also as she said she would give her blessing if said act would occur... gaaaaaaaay!
Only plus has been the rather amusing Girls Vs Boys: Battle for superiority that we are kicking ass at by the way.. score is 3-2 with more challenges up and coming for the weekend.
Want proof?
I turned my nose up a chocolate milk and finishing off Hobie's Mint chocolate easter egg. Scareeeee stuff, what. Anywho.. apart from my bizarre new eating habits not much is going on. I haven't updated my journal for ages and then all of a sudden I want to and make time to so booyah.
Ps: I am bored still. Boredom in my case is bad BUT I did get sent a very funny forward!
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I was in the pet store the other day buying a large bag of Pedigree for my dog and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Pedigree Diet again, although I probably shouldnt
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in anintensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV'sin both arms. Her eyes nearly popped out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally believing it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet
and that the way it works is to load your pockets or handbag with Pedigree nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you
feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said...
"No..... I was sitting in the street licking my arse when a car hit me".
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door!!
- Mood:
dirty
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